‘Dances With Torah’ by Unknown
I decided to give Christian art a break this week and pick on one of the other great world religions! Here, twin Rabbis hug their Torahs in religious ecstacy! Fortunately for us, the Torahs are lumpy, the colors ugly, and the rendering crude! Hallelujah! I personally pray that God keeps providing [...]

‘Personal Armageddon’ by Whittaker
Somebody was having a really bad day! Note the hands scratching back in the dirt, while the subject, unseen, prepares to fall back into this hellish chasm! A little demon gleefully waves goodby! A demon war rages in the background! Yikes! One of the tiny rocks just above the demon reads ‘Here [...]

‘No Cowbirds Allowed!’ by LM
Here we have the familiar Micky as gendarme putting a halt to any possible wrongdoing by a mammoth cowbird, who, in all likelyhood, will give back problems to the remarkably placid cow for years to come! Wacky, exuberently out of scale, bad!

‘La Brea Tar Field’ by Katrina
Fall colors, grazing cattle and a tar pit! The cattle appear curious, perhaps this is how the mastadons were trapped! Colorful and crude, this one is brimming with wonderful awfulness! Yes!

‘Tip’ by Tostaguzza
In this highly appealing, stinky, portrait of former speaker of the house and formerly alive Tip O’Neil, the artist has charitably omitted Tip’s gray hair and trademark vein-mapped potato-shnoz. However, in what may initially seem like a sympathetic portrait, the artist confoundedly chose to create high contrast wrinkles only an elephant would love! [...]

‘Basket-O’-Cat’ by Cindy
I don’t think this is a paint-by-number, but the work is executed with the same joyous abandon! The only thing this basket is missing is a couple of bricks, a duct tape wrapping, and a swim in a nearby farm pond! Nauseously and squirmingly cute, kitten paintings are always a winner in the [...]

‘Toasty Yorky’ by Viv
Bold colors, romanticized subject and a sort of weird, doll-like face delight the viewer with a super-sappy, bad-taste vision of Zhivago from hell. The red colors in the background indicate that perhaps hell is indeed opening up, preparing to swallow this little girl and her poorly rendered Toto into its’ depths!

‘Surf Nuns’ by M. Dudley
The beach is alive, with the sound of music! First we pray, and then go skinny dipping? I’m a sucker for bad nun paintings.

‘Scooby Ghosts’ by Kathi someone
These are like the ghosts that appear in the Scooby-Do cartoon intro! Cartoony and scary, what is this yellow mask all about? Is this some sort of theater thing and are these all supposed to be masks? Who the hell knows! It’s freaking me out! This smelly piece wins the triple-bad [...]

‘Handsome Bill’
What can possibly be said about this brilliantly hideous piece? Just look at it! My new favorite!