‘Call of the Shell” by unknown
Where is that noise coming from? Oh! It’s a poorly rendered native blowing on or drinking from an oddly shaped blob - a shell perhaps? Satisfyingly sloppy!

‘Cheesy Moon’ by G.Little

Someone made a miserable attempt at rendering a lunar landing here. Is that grey blob supposed to be the lunar lander? Where are the moon craters? Couldn’t have been been executed more poorly! Excellent and delightfully bad!

‘Lucky’ by D. Malbon
Good dog! good dog! Bad painting, baaad painting! Powerful, evocative and primitive, a Mona-Lisa doggy stare, mysterious. The attempt at realism is obvious, as is the utter failure at that attempt, as the artists’ unique lack of skill gives us this accidental masterwork. Kudos!

‘Mr. Love Lucky’ by K. Douglass
Delightfully tacky! What a rogue, and at his age! I hope I hold up as well! Note the perfect lipstick mark on the hanky - he’s kissing and telling! An old duffer lady’s man in the big city! Note the horseshoe on the tie. Sometimes subject matter overpowers technique and [...]

‘kill the Kitty’ by unknown
Although there is artistic merit to this, the piece is mostly bad, and the subject disturbing. Is this a playful kitten, cavorting under a Converse? Or is some mean man about to flatten the feline? A truely mysterious piece, a Mona Lisa smile, a piece of crap!

‘Fifi’ by Melissa P.
It’s a poodle for chrissakes! Poodle is spelled B-A-D.

Angry God by unknown
I cannot fathom this piece. Is he holding his pud, or his intestine? Is he in pain, angry or just plain mean? I may be intimidated into switching faiths! Power, ugliness and crudity, a positive tour de bad!