‘Wave Race’ by Morse
Here, the clever artist melds two time honored commercial subjects - horse races and ocean wave scenes - into a uniquely nonsensical masterwork! Which horse will make it over the line, slogging through the waves? And the green! The hideous green! Oh, fevered dream rhapsody! Bad, bad, bad! Even the most dedicated [...]

‘Puppies ‘n Kittens’ by unknown
Technically, this artist is almost good, but what the hell was he thinking?

Primlocket by N. Flechsig
Another masterbad by the industrious Flechsig, I believe this to be a copy of another work, like the earlier ‘Mona’. Note the detail and hard work put into the flowers, juxtaposed against the simple and wonderfully incompetent rendering of the woman. Marvelous!

‘Mona of the Apes’ by N. Flechsig
The utter lack of detail in the coat and chair, the ‘South Park’ construction paper cutout hands and the way the hair wraps around the neck - necks are hard after all! - make this a deliciously bad ode to Leonardo! Bravo! Exquisitely poor!

‘London, France, Underpants’ by Gunn
This only bad things about this painting are the naughtiness and humiliation factor . The movement and color, the play of light, all lines in the work converging onto one point on the canvas and one point only - the underpants! How the boys must have chortled!

‘I Love your Hair’ by S. Winslow
Hair, hair, everywhere! Note the underlining of the words for emphasis - She REALLY loves someones hair! Could it be yours? Also, once again, a cross is painted in, a nod to the Renaissance greats? Or the Christian Coalition? A delightful dervish of a devilishly bad painting!

‘Mothra ‘ by J. Fox
This is a 4 foot moth. Bad, period.

‘Burning Lion’ by D. Lewis
This is no lion in winter! This savannah is on the surface of the sun. The red lion is looking for red meat in the heat - a hellcat! Some artistic merit, but ridiculous implementation, which makes this painting, mostly bad.

‘I Rule!’ by S. Winslow
The exuberence of this piece is remarkable, a great, large colorful doodle, delightfully and carelessly bad through and through. The subject is obviously a leader of a great nation! The United States of Abysmal Art! Remarkable and precious!

‘Evil Clown’ by E. Martin
The only thing missing from this bizarrely bad work is teeth! The huge eyes are insane and maniacal. The brush-strokes with huge gobs of paint are frenzied, and the orange ball is skull-like. Yikes! You’ll die laughing! Don’t touch me!